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Globverse State Broadcast
Channel 420 · Emergency transmission
Please stand by

A frog is running
for President

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Skip the trail → go straight to the Ministries
This is not a drillAll citizens report to the swampWobble responsiblyThe frog sees youBring your own hatThis is not a drillAll citizens report to the swampWobble responsiblyThe frog sees youBring your own hat
Globverse · Provisional Gov.
CATBA
Trail
1/5Ch. 01 · The Swamp
File GV-001 · Origin
Official portal · Provisional Government of the Globverse

A frog.
A cap.
A chain.

Deep in the Solana swamp, something green filed the paperwork to run for President. Nobody approved it. Nobody could stop it. This is the campaign trail. Scroll, swipe or press ↓ to follow the frog, one chapter at a time.

EnlistRead the ledger
Scroll · swipe · ↓  next chapter
File GV-002 · Constitution
Ch. 02 · The Green House

The Declaration

  • Art. IThere shall be no tax. Not on buys. Not on sells. Not on vibes.
  • Art. IIThe liquidity is burned. It cannot be pulled, borrowed, or lost in a swamp.
  • Art. IIIMint and freeze authority are revoked. Nobody prints. Nobody freezes. Not even the frog.
  • Art. IVThe Cabinet consists of eighteen memecoins and one frog. The frog presides.
  • Art. VCitizens shall wobble responsibly.
File GV-003 · Personnel
Ch. 03 · The Cabinet Road

Eighteen legends.

Every memecoin that ever mattered got a post in the GLOB administration. Scroll to stroll past the yard signs, or tap a coin below to open its dossier.

File GV-004 · Assembly
Ch. 04 · The rally at Mount Solana

Make the world
$GLOB again

The crowd assembled at dusk. The banner went up. Somebody brought fireworks. Press the button. The Ministry of Fun insists.

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File GV-005 · Legacy
Ch. 05 · The Monument

Est.
2026.

Cast in patina and pure conviction, facing Mount Solana. Every citizen is entitled to one selfie and unlimited wobble.

1B supply0 / 0 taxLP burnedMint revoked
Proceed to the Ministries ↓
The Bureau

The Ministries

The Provisional Government operates six departments. All of them are understaffed. All of them are essential. Take a number.

01Ministry of Fun4 games · open 24/7Open 02Ministry of TruthNews · postersClassified 03Passport OfficeCitizenship in 1 minNo queue 04TreasuryThe ledgerAudited 05EnlistmentHow to buyNotice 06Ministry of CultureAnthem · honours · FAQEst. 2026
Dept. 01

Ministry of Fun

State approved

Four games sanctioned by the Ministry. High scores are stored in your browser and nowhere else, because the Ministry lost the server. Keyboard, mouse and touch all work. Press M for sound, Esc to quit.

Globvision · Channel 420
Score 0Lives ❤❤❤Time 60

Coin Catch 3D

Move GLOB with your mouse, finger or arrow keys. Catch the cabinet coins, dodge the red RUG bombs. Solana coins count for five.

Distance 0mCoins 0

Glob Runner

Space, tap or click to jump. Double jump is allowed because GLOB is a blob. Dodge the jeets and the rugs, collect the coins.

Score 0Streak 0Round 0/15

Pump or Dump

The GLOB chart is printing. Predict the next candle. Streaks multiply your score. Fifteen rounds. The only chart the Ministry lets you trade.

Moves 0Pairs 0/12Time 0s

Cabinet Memory

Twelve pairs of cabinet members are in hiding. Match them all. Fewer moves, more glob.

Dept. 02

Ministry of Truth

Classified

All news is true at the moment of generation. Accuracy expires after thirty seconds. Posters are for external distribution only.

The Daily Wobble

Vol. 1 · No. 1

    Poster Desk

    Form 69-P
    Background
    Sticker
    Dept. 03

    Passport Office

    No queue

    Citizenship of the Globverse is granted to anyone who completes Form 420-G. There is no fee. There is no exam. There is a frog.

    Form 420-G

    Application

    By submitting you agree to wobble responsibly, to wear the cap with dignity, and to never trust a contract address from a DM. Your card is rendered in your browser and never leaves it.

    Room 4 · The Oracle

    Think of a question. Wen moon. Will she text back. Is the frog real. Tap the frog.

    Room 2 · GLOB-ify yourself

    Form 420-PFP

    Upload a photo or your current PFP. The Ministry issues the cap. Drag the cap to fit, download it, replace your avatar everywhere. Nothing is uploaded anywhere: it all happens in your browser.

    Drop a photo hereor

    Drag the cap with a mouse or a finger to move it.

    Dept. 04

    Treasury

    Audited by a duck

    The Treasury publishes its ledger in full because it has nothing to hide and, technically, nothing to spend.

    Dept. 05

    Ministry of Enlistment

    Notice

    Notice of enlistment. Failure to comply carries no penalty whatsoever. The Ministry simply believes you will regret it.

    01

    Acquire a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper. The Ministry does not do backups.

    02

    Acquire SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange or inside the wallet. Send it to your own address. Count it twice.

    03

    Swap for $GLOB

    Open Jupiter or Raydium, paste the contract address from the top bar, swap. Never trust a CA from a DM.

    04

    Report for duty

    Get your passport upstairs, print a poster, join the rally on X and Telegram. Wobble responsibly.

    Buy $GLOBOpen the chart
    Dept. 06

    Ministry of Culture

    Est. 2026

    The anthem, the honours and the answers to the questions citizens keep wobbling about. Hats off. Except the cap. The cap stays on.

    The National Anthem

    Op. 420 · “Wobble, Wobble”
    Composed by a frog. Performed by your browser.

    Hall of Fame

    Ministry of Fun · Records

    Frequently Wobbled Questions

    What is $GLOB?

    A memecoin on Solana about a frog in a red cap who is running for President of the Globverse. It has no utility, no roadmap to the moon and no tax. It has a cabinet of eighteen memecoins, a supply of one billion and a very good hat.

    Is there a tax, presale or team allocation?

    No tax on buys or sells. No presale. The Treasury ledger above is the full picture; the team slice is locked and listed. The liquidity is burned. Mint and freeze authority are revoked.

    How do I buy?

    Get a Solana wallet (Phantom or Solflare), fund it with SOL, open Jupiter or Raydium, paste the contract address from the top bar (or the Treasury) and swap. Never take a contract address from a DM.

    Are the cabinet coins affiliated with GLOB?

    No. BONK, WIF, POPCAT, PEPE and the rest are independent community memecoins with their own teams and their own chains. They sit in the cabinet because the frog appointed them. They were not consulted.

    Is this financial advice?

    It is a frog. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and nobody here is licensed to give any. Only spend what you can afford to lose, and wobble responsibly.

    Why does the frog blink at me?

    He sees you.